I went out with friends for a few drinks and some dancing. While the dance floor was heating up, a guy I had had bumped into earlier and making eye contact with joined me. We were getting down and having fun. 

I didn’t really talk to him or catch his name but he was cute and asked me for my phone number. Why not, I gave it to him.

As my friend and I were heading out later in the night, I walked past him and mouthed a goodbye. My friend and I hurried across the street to grab a cab and as we stood there he darted across the street.

Him: “Hey, I don’t mean to be a creeper but can I have your number”

ME: “You already got my number. So, that makes you a double creeper.”

Look of shame. 

Taxi came and I we were off. 

Game over. 

Double creeper n: a guy who asks for your phone number twice in the same night.