February 2012
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December 2011
6 posts
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Holiday Hangover
Hey guys, holiday hangover is here! You know, all the feelings you get after the hype, food, booze and gatherings have passed. When you find yourself back in your apartment wondering how you are going to get that tree out and and how you are going to ween yourself off of sugar. Well that is what is happening right now.
Don’t get me wrong, I had a fantastic weekend. The icing on the cake was...
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Hey! It's the holidays.
I’m in a weird holiday funk. I usually get in a funky mood around this time. This year it’s not so bad but I’m definitely walking a fine line. For me, it begins with the anticipation and nostalgia and then crashes with melancholy and a not so subtle holiday hangover. Please tell me I am not alone.
Anyway, I have a few days to fly under the radar until the festivities begin.
Oh...
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Third wheel at the laundromat
Tonight as I was gathering my last load from laundromat I was also listening to a conversation between the only other two people in the room.
They were standing right next to the machines I was using so I couldn’t help but overhear their conversation. While eavesdropping I came to the conclusion that it was a date or possibly even a craigslist encounter. It was really awkward. The guy...
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Say what?
I work in the Civic Center/Tenderloin area which is never short of surprises. One evening after work I was people watching while was waiting for the 21 Hayes at Van Ness. I accidently made eye contact with a with a crazy man across the street which prompted him to point and then run across the street towards me. I turned my head and was fully prepared to ignore him but he still kicked the bus stop...
November 2011
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October 2011
5 posts
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My Underwear
I avoided laundry for a few weeks and had no choice but to wear the ugly underwear at the bottom of my drawer. You know what I’m talking about. The ripped lace, the holey cotton, the tacky cherry print thong, the granny panties. None of which say “I am sexy,” “I feel sexy” and most importantly, “sex me, baby”.
So, as I sorted my laundry and hoped no one...
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September 2011
1 post
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15 Good Reasons To Make Out With Someone
These are awesome and completely true! Here is the link!
When should you make out with someone? Whenever you want to! But also:
1. Because he or she is really hot, and you can forsee telling your friends “Oh, we made out once.” with extreme pride.
2. Because the conversation isn’t actually that interesting. (Or because it’s so interesting that you could...
August 2011
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The Female Erotic Brain, Mapped →
Interesting. However, I’m wondering what took so long.
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Curls gone wild.
The other night a friend sent me a link to this article and it got me thinking.
I have had a long, tumultuous relationship with my curly hair.
As a kid I hated it because it would get tangled and knotted. As a young adult I hated it because it made me different and suddenly defined who I was. I straightened it because I thought I wanted sleek hair, because I thought it looked better and because...
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July 2011
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Pick me up.
Last night, while I was fretting, packing and looking for a place to live I had a little meltdown.
In an attempt to save my sanity I walked over to the corner market and bought a 40oz. Corona and a Klondike bar.
That’s what happens when you are a single female in her early twenties living in San Francisco and trying to find a new apartment.
But it worked because after dating three...
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
– Ryan Gosling, actor and feminist, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of Blue Valentine. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene. (via medusacanibal)
Watchtrystskris:
tayteisnaked:
i can safely say i’ve watched this video over 20 times in the last 24 hours.
June 2011
5 posts
Jenny Alpert - Untied
Sexy Sounds
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“Oh this is some other stuff we working with. You know I got a lot. That’s...”
– Ice T
Conan O’Brien.
Two quotes because I was entertained by this interview. It may have started off rocky but ended up funny.
I don’t always watch late night, but when I do, I prefer Conan.
“You can’t hand me something worth 13 million dollars and expect to get it...”
– True that Ice T
Conan O’Brien Interview
http://video.teamcoco.com/video/conan.jsp?oid=253967&eref=sharethisUrl
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June 7th was a beautiful day.
Yesterday was a wonderful day despite occurring in the midst of having my hours slightly cut. So on my full day off I decided to make the best out of my eight hour less work week. Since it fell on the first Tuesday of the month, which is “Free Tuesday” at SFMOMA, I decided to take full advantage of the situation.
It was the “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” of a twenty...
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Back in the saddle.
I haven’t written in a while. I could call it a dry spell but it’s not. I could blame it on being preoccupied and lazy, but I won’t. I have some great material and many adventures and blissful experiences to write about but don’t feel compelled to do so.
I have been having a lot of fun over the past few months. It’s so uncomplicated yet I find it so complicated to explain, so I don’t. And...
March 2011
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The Double Creeper
I went out with friends for a few drinks and some dancing. While the dance floor was heating up, a guy I had had bumped into earlier and making eye contact with joined me. We were getting down and having fun.
I didn’t really talk to him or catch his name but he was cute and asked me for my phone number. Why not, I gave it to him.
As my friend and I were heading out later in the night, I...
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The animals next door.
One of my neighbors hasa little pet pig. They let it run around outside and their kids play with it. It really bothers me for some reason. The first time I saw it I though it was a small dog and went to pet it but then realized it was actually a pig. It felt coarse, it was in no way cuddly or cute and it really bothered me. Now if I walk by these people and their pig, I just give them the...
February 2011
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Let me tell you about the date from hell..
I agreed to go on a date with a customer. I only did this because he has been coming in to my work ever since I began working at my current location and he seemed like a normal guy. He lived in the area, went to the same school, yada yada yada. I told him I wasn’t supposed to date customers but he insisted and I figured why not.
So, we started off at happy hour by my work. Other than...
January 2011
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“The unexamined life is not worth living, Plato says in line 38a of the Apology....”
– Cornel West
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Short end of the dating stick.
I was asked out by a very cute, nice man with sexy tattoos and he also seems like great company but there’s a but. He is shorter than most men that I am attracted to and he is barely taller than I am which translates to: I will feel uncomfortable wearing heels and therefore I consider him short.
I’m so superficial I know! I feel terrible.
And there is one more thing. I made out...
Problem solved.
I really enjoy sitting back with a nice hot cup of Nestle hot chocolate with marshmallows. But here is the problem: the marshmallows dissolve before I can enjoy them for what they’re worth.
I get a mug, pour in the hot chocolate mix and then the boiling hot water. As I stir in the mix, the marshmallows dissolve and I’m left with yummy hot chocolate but no marshmallows in sight.
So,...
Girl Crushes
I don’t watch award shows or the red carpet coverage but I do like to take a peek at what some of the women were wearing. Here are two of my girl crushes looking so stunning.
Wowza
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Anne Hathaway
Sofia Vegara